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Ok. This is the page where Rob gets to goof off and put whatever he wants on the internet. Kind of scary, don't you think? Anyway, let's hand the microphone over to Rob. . . . |
I'm not a dog person, but this joke was still funny to me. If you are a dog person, please don't send me an email telling me how funny or smart or interesting your dog is. As I said, I'm not a dog person, and really not much of a pet person in general. Therefore, like most people, I don't think your dog is funny, smart, or interesting, and when I tell you that, you'll probably just get mad at me. So, just read this joke and laugh, and send your dog email to Letterman or Leno. |
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" The owner replies, "He's a big liar. He didn't do any of that stuff." |
